You’d think love was revived just to be killed the number of times they mention it

The VOICE Office provides information to citizens and non-citizens alike regardless of status, race, etc., whose loved ones have been killed or injured by removable aliens.

I just called the ICE number to fuck with those un-American pissants, and was informed by recorded message that all lines are down.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

I thought of this exchange from Catch-22 when the RyanCare came out.

I read the whole (unredacted) interview. I know we all know this, but...I just can’t believe this clown is POTUS.

Maybe it isn’t meant to embody female empowerment at all.

I’m still kind of mad that ‘female empowerment’ is embodied by a girl, rather than a grown-ass woman. But I guess girls are non-threatening enough to not crush the testicles of these manbabies....

1) the right “response” to the bull statue should be a cow statue, preferably straight out of Cow Parade.

The correct answer to the question is “zero”.

Where my pro lifers at? /s

Also? Giving birth on the way to the hospital implies, you know, that someone believed you and took you to the hospital.

Because the police do not give a shit about people who are not police.

Yeah except the woman had trouble for five days. That’s like the taxi ride taking... five days and that’s why the baby is born in it.

These men either have absolutely no concept of procreation or they use weasel words and hope that others have no concept of procreation.

Thanks, but in protest of the #MuslimBan I graciously decline this internet. We all lost this weekend.

Yes, thank you — Canada has never been a terror-free shangri-la, and there are plenty of right-wing assholes and racists there, too. I mean, hello, they had years of Stephen Harper, no? Canadians are not cuddly unicorn people.

Constance Wu is a badass. Doing the thing your conscience tells you is right even if it could hurt you (career-wise, in this case) is honorable and beautiful and I am really impressed by her speaking up. I also agree with her re: Casey Affleck. What a turd.

I sometimes enjoy her writing but a word of warning - her strongest writing was what she produced in the late 70s and early 80s, and it is very much a product of her time. So be prepared for transphobia and gender essentialism. I think her voice is important, but she can also be dreadfully wrong with no faint whiff of…