Gwen Ifill is my co-pilot. I was so hoping she’d be picked to moderate the debates this time around... she & Judy did such a killer job on the Dem debates in the primaries. Alas!

I never thought that Cosmo would be more willing to ask substantive questions than the New York Times, and yet here we are.

Like most business men, he’s a cheap asshole and will do anything to squeeze as much out of his workers and only giving them what the government requires so they don’t get fined. One of the many reasons why privatization screws regular people over.

Facts are un-American. Why do you hate the troops?

Well, that should prove useful when he tries to dismantle it as a sacrificial offering to the Free Market Spirit.

I don’t hate Jill Stein, and I don’t think she’s an anti-vaxxer. I’m just scoring cheap laughs from an election that terrifies me; forgive me?

I passed out at work a few weeks ago because I was running late so didn’t have time for breakfast and it was really warm (I’m still so sorry Jason for having to panic over me). Having to do what Hillary does wearing what she has to in that heat and with the stress she’s under? Yeah no judgement about her health here.

And factor in the body armor if rumors are to be believed...I can’t even imagine. It must feel like the idiot wrestlers at my high school who would plastic wrap their bodies and go for a five mile jog to make weight.

I’m literally as Left as you can get—call me Communist, fine—but safe-spaces and trigger-warnings are the most fucked up, anti-intellectual, anti-liberal things I’ve ever heard of. George Orwell couldn’t have come up with better fascist props in his dystopian writing.

That’s why I call this lazy administrating on the part of the University and lazy arguments on the part of anyone who is against safe spaces or trigger warnings. It’s as stupid as expelling a kid who makes a toy gun out of a straw in third grade because you have a “zero tolerance” policy against weapons. It’s just…

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

Eh, Trump (Donald I mean), lowered the bar in the first place. And considering Ivanka is an active part of his campaign, she’s fair game. So I’m fine with this personally.

Damn, was really, really, really hoping this would be about a post-sex fight between secret but in-synch lovers David Boudia and Steele Johnson.

And how poverty and a lack of education can turn people into fodder for the prison industry, which is why the last thing conservatives and prison profiteers want to see is expansion and funding of public education. The idea of the masses being taught what their rights actually is terrifying to their bottom line.

While it might be the most ludicrous and coerced confession a lot of people have seen, it’s far from exceptional irl. What happened to BD is shamefully common.

Really demonstrated how horrible poverty and a lack of education can be.

I appreciate Simone Biles for her lack of faux modesty. I overheard someone say they didn’t like her because she was too cocky.

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

SJP has apparently no understanding of the word “feminist,” and SATC was often a vapid mess spotlighting the unself-aware privilege of upper-class white folks, but it’s also possible to see the show as “empowering,” if only because it placed a spotlight on female sexuality. It arguably helped to normalize the notion…