Jon Stewart would never do a bit like this because he had a sense of empathy and a basic respect for humanity. It’s why he never seemed to be punching down — even when he brutally took people to task. He always made sure he was making fun of people for the right reasons.

This whole Kim/Kanye/Taylor video just makes every single one of them look petty AF.

Let’s be honest. Most Americans can’t even speak English correctly and still criticize foreigners.

Becky with the long angel hair?

I like mine on a tortilla. With sour cream and some sort of spiced meat and some grated cheese and a pile of cilantro. Maybe some refried beans if I’m feeling crazy.

Agreed, it is none of our fucking business. She can adopt twice as many kids as Brangelina or she can drink wine, raise goats, and travel the world with her hot husband. Or some combination thereof. Live your best life, Jen!

Isn’t that what velcro is for??? They already have velcro shoes, let’s get these people some velcro pants!

David cameron IRL.

If it grosses you out to read it, imagine what it was like to live it.

Horrible but not surprising. I think a lot of people assume Bill Cosby’s actions were unusual, when the truth is behavior ranging anywhere from sexual harassment to outright rape has long been seen as one of the perks of fame & power. If you could get Ailes and other men to speak honestly about their actions, they’d…

after i was raped at 14, i became promiscuous and actually sought risky sex often in public places with disposable partners. i ridiculed boys who objected, because wasn’t that every man’s dream? immediate sex with no strings, no attachments? i dissociated to make all these things happen, instead of drinking. for a…

‘“It’s really hard to understand how this could happen, how somebody could do that to children,” local police lieutenant Dan McGrath told the press.’

I like to refer to mine as “lazy bush”. I keep that shit MOSTLY trimmed at the bikini line and the heft of it crew cut as best as I can/have time for. I’m in a long term committed relationship where both of us just kind of do our own thing and that’s cool. I’m a Young and I apparently am a weird 70s dumpster monster…

When black people talk and white people want to take the opportunity to score points for being all down with us, we become mouthpieces whose message gets distorted and distilled into some saccharine bullshit about colorblind equality. Look at MLK. We are like muppets to them.

Bigots will always come up with new ways to be shitty.

See also: “they shouldn’t have so many children” and “I don't want sex ed being taught in schools!"