Being a woman is really weird sometimes.

Totally apt. I think Mitch must hire interns and staffers based upon how well they maintain their composure when hissed at by their prospective boss, who interviews them from an upright fetal position under his desk.

My favorite vine of all time.

Moone Boy (Chris O’Dowd on Hulu) makes me laugh.

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

I think millions of women read that line and nodded in agreement.

The funny thing is, there’s no reason to think Johnson didn’t *want* McCain to vote ‘no’. Reports the next morning said that as many as 8 or 10 more Republicans wanted to vote ‘no’ but worried about how it might affect them back home. So they only needed one more ‘no’ and McCain took the bullet for the rest of them…

It’s depressing. It seems like since wealth is so concentrated in the US, terrible wealthy people/institutions have investments everywhere. I certainly don’t want to give my money to them, but I also want to enjoy my life. I do what I can, but also realize that they’ll be terrible and wealthier than I can imagine even…

shhhh, I was trying to encourage them to stay in show biz.

They all perished in the great hat fire of 2016. The trump hat of course survived because all things trump are incapable of being destroyed by any fire other than the firey chasm from whence he came.

Beyonce should totally play roller derby. She has a blocker booty. She just needs to put the recording device away while she does so.

I’m stitching my colleagues to make them all personal key rings for Christmas! One down, quite a few to go. Lucky I’m starting early.

Wait a minute that’s not a fun fact at all.

That guy needs to lighten up, he’s dragging down the party cocks!

“thou shalt not be behind, nor in front, nor close beside a vehicle that will be soon in motion, lest it strike you.”

Captain’s Log, supplemental, Stardate 72717

“...and when there was one set of tire tracks?”

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

Best one. I really want to see that movie - exactly the same cast & plot as the First Wives Club except they all are trained in the art of the blade.

Brocean!!