So many good choices. And putting Dr. Narwhals Mating as a #1 seed was spot-on. They’re my favorite to win it all.

“Limit your gaming time like a responsible adult”

How do you eat, then?

I need help on 2 and 4. 2 i can be ok but if its a tiring day of work ima eat up some pizza bites. 4 I just have sleeping problems.

The dreaded Black Guy With Personality syndrome. Must be stamped out immediately.

Gyms are deadly boring though.

These are just general life tips.

Also, to number 2, I am adult. I can eat candy and cake for dinner if I want.

So following your steps, how many hours per week do you actually play games?

Performing step 1 actually made me want to exercise less. So no.

BOO! Leave us normie!

I think I understand the article fully.

no Ron White?

I love Castillo’s slow, very reluctant, wincing look back at the trajectory of that ball. I feel for you, my dude.

Zelda taught us years ago never to turn our backs on the deceptively harmless farmyard poultry.

You go to hell, Gladys.

I owe you an apology, Chris Thomson.

Around these parts, its always Beer:Thirty.

Counter proposal, instead of letting the damn gub’mit tell us what time to keep, how about everyone can keep whatever time they want. Whatever happen to life, liberty & all that? When I say it’s 11:72, it’s goddamn 11:72, OK?

+1 quick brown fox

Bill Self - fucking Bill Self