who’s kurt

“But I thought that plan was stupid, and went and got Jimmy G.”

It’s good to see that the NCAA continues to be an extremely reasonable organization.

“Tony Parker ‘quarterbacked’ a ‘tense’ and .emotional’ players-only meeting with Leonard after the Spurs’ win over the Timberwolves on Saturday.”

Forehand, backhand, net, and Carey Price is still trying to figure out which vitamin supplements will stop that shot.

the Save America’s Pastime Act

Dude you forgot the joke at the end of the post that leads us the conclusion “ohhhh, he was mocking all the losers who actually believe shit like this”. Just a heads-up, might wanna edit.

That’s why they call him the LeBron James of hockey.

Thirdly, Crosby’s not the best player in his league, while LeBron James is.

He traveled.

Big deal. I ate a bunch of Pringles off my stomach while sitting on the couch. NO HANDS.

Look out now...Romo made a joke about Deon’s tackling acumen and Prime got butthurt. His skin is as thin as his analysis.

He couldn’t hit in baseball, either.

+1 Darrell Green Was Better

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

The Aho Tuna Bowl

That’s nothing. Vancouver has two players who look identical to each other and are both trapped in a hellish perpetual mediocrity while wearing a stupid logo.

I swear, I read this exact comment about Ovechkin like 12 years ago.

This has all the hope and excitement of a “If we’re both single in 10 years...” wedding.