Google Spreadsheets, OpenOffice, and Microsoft Excel all have this handy function called CUMIPMT. It calculates the cumulative interest paid for a given number of payments. It’s very useful for figuring out what you’re going to pay in financing fees over the course of a loan.

*happily rolls to work in a 14 year old Focus I bought for $250 and have less than a grand into*

They don’t.... One of my favorite memes, which appears in many forms:

This is entirely too rational and astute to be something the majority of the voting population would pursue

As someone walks drives by a CJDR dealership all the time, I would say you are dead on.

As someone who sells both new and used vehicles at a high-volume Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram dealership I would say that is a conservative figure.

But if I keep my car with a 72 month car loan longer than 48 months how will people know how successful I am?

There’s a Times Square in Florida?

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a snow brush, I can tell you WalMart may have one. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a lifetime of New England winters. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you brush your car…

I can’t bring my level of rage up to that which I reserve for coal rollers (mostly because that’s downright sociopathic vs this, which is some whacked-out form of narcissism and therefore more deserving of pity than shame) but...damn, dude. Just take a step back, and look at your creation...then go to your room…

Awesome story.

Yes. Stay tuned. And don’t ask when.

Never let it be said again that Tavarish doesn’t put his money where his mouth is. Good luck man, this makes Wheeler Dealers look like a cakewalk.

Somehow, I imagine half the employees at Gawker Media who live in NYC would just stare at it and be not sure what to do with it, or where to put it in their apartment.

This one time, and just once, I saw a BMW with its turn signal on.

Man I HATED these cars. Always.

I cried a little at that last one, Jesus H Christ, my family situation was not great, but damn.