I’m such an asshole. Whenever I see someone ranting about the letting transgender bathroom rights, or whatever they’re calling it, I calmly explain that children are most likely to be abused by a family member or a friend of the family in a private residence, so - statistically - the safest place for their child is a…

As I understand the law, you would have had to scoop it out of the toilet, and bring it with you to a medical facility. A form describing the the circumstances would be submitted to a state govt. agency, and then u would arrange (and pay for) burial or cremation of the stuff you scooped out of the toilet. More forms…

you should just really bleed over an open grave in the backyard every month tbh.

I think its the other part:

Please try not to have a stroke - I have concerns that your governor will soon mandate all women be mothers or actively trying to conceive before they can receive any medical care at all.

Rage inducing legislation aside (oh, look. My eye tick is back), where exactly is all the money our savoir Governor has devoted to prenatal care, support, paid leave, child care, and additional CASA/CPS case workers?

They’re legislating against what they believe is happenning despite the abscence of evidence, can witchcraft statutes be far behind ?

So bummed I can’t make it downtown for this!! Have a good rally —

“Thank God, our plan worked” — Republican “consultant” attorneys hired by State of Indiana to rack up billable hours defending a law they know to be unconstitutional, and who knows, maybe we’ll get a dumbshit judge and be successful this time, but probably not.

Indeed, but the law was designed with the assumption that Planned Parenthood was selling dead baby parts. Rather, the bill would eliminate any fetal tissue from being donated to scientific and medical research, while placing the cost of disposal upon the woman. It’s extremely regressive from every angle.

i’ll be there! signs and all!

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

He sounds like a dream boat. Dinner, drinks and then he drops you off at your place so he can get right home and “autocomplete”.

Still a better option than filling out a dating profile using an old mad libs. No one wants to date a man who enjoys long walks in the poop while holding farts.

Everyone knows Jesus invented snowflakes!

Obviously, you don’t know that red is the color most associated with Hanukkah or Kwanza. NEVER Christmas. EVER.

That’s the holy Special Snowflake.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.