I don’t get why people are trying to make the Dwayne Johnson thing happen. He’s a pretty lousy actor that hasn’t really been in anything very good. He would have been great in the 80's, but it’s 2019 and I think the era of the meathead action bro are pretty much over.

We thought Trump was an anomaly. Imagine if this nutwaffle gets elected. I’m glad I’m closer to death today than I was yesterday.

There’s no double standard. The standard is money. That’s what the world runs on even if you don’t like that.

Money. That’s the answer to almost all of your unanswered questions and if you post that you don’t understand that, that would be why you don’t have any of it. The world isn’t fair. It promises you nothing and gives you less. Act accordingly or fuck off.

Apparently we’ve got a dumbfuck that doesn’t understand the purpose of comments sections or how they work. How does it feel to be the absolute last person to understand the rules of the game you actively participate in, fuckface?

Nobody asked and nobody cares. The only mistake was the one your father made when he didn’t use a condom. I mean Dr. what the fuck is a tool, but you’re actually worse and too stupid to know it.

Kotaku should be in the business of doing whatever the fuck it wants. This has never been a gaming only site, so piss off snowflake.

What you wrote is only true if you’re an insecure little loser or 10 years old. So basically one in the same.

Donations to him? Some cheating twat that likes to film little boys in the bathroom? Anyone that likes this dude should immediately be conscripted into military service, or coerced into some form of slavery.

Thousands of elite dangerous players died trying to cross the galaxy, not the universe, you numpty titwaffle. What are the requirements to be a writer at Kotaku? A firm handshake and a Happy Meal?

It might not be a bad spot for the right price, but the Hawks are looking like an uptempo team and Cousins would drag that speed down like he did on the floor with the Warriors.

Surely he could fit somewhere, but I get why people are hesitant. Forget his shit attitude, he’s too slow for today’s game, he’s always injured, he gets dumb fouls and even dumber technicals, and his D has been dropping off for a while. He might be a good fit on the cheap for Milwaukee to take a chance on him, but…

Westbrook would not even be close to enough to replace Lowrey, Leonard, and Green. Westbrook couldn’t get it done with a bunch of guys that have rings like Ibaka and Durant, guys that might like Harden, and guys that now will like PG13. He’s not getting it done with what’s left of that Toronto roster and I doubt…

Boston and the Knicks are options. The Bucks could package Middleton and the picks they got from the Brogdon trade. I don’t think the Pelicans want to weigh down their cap space with Westbrook. They’re doing just fine on their own and will be good for years. Probably better to keep that flexibility. The Lakers have no…

Rumor is that both PG13 and Westbrook are on the way out, not because of each other, but because of management, maybe ownership as well.

I knew you would censor all of our posts, you little gutless punk coward. We’re always going to own you, untermensch.

Bout to be like more fat ugly, illiterate, ape things? You things are nothing in this world. Keep entertaining us and we might let you exist.

I’m gonna give you a big spoiler alert. It’s because we don’t care about you and because black lives don’t matter. Let’s see if you have the balls to back up all your talk. There won’t be anyone to save you this time. As a northerner, I’ll join in with the southerners and the war won’t be to take slaves it will be to…

Why are the signs in English?

You’re not telling me she’s just an empty headed dipshit that’s just in it for the paycheck, really. If you’re that cynical might I suggest a vaginal cleansing stone from Goop to align your shakra’s and bring to the front your third spirit?