It's a Disney-China Cabal trying to undermine MURICA 

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

Oh Gizmodo media group, hanging on by a thread lately. Why we had that 8 articles in a row about Star Wars yesterday on Kotaku. 

I don’t get this idea that a 30 hour experience isn’t worth $60 when people regularly spend $20 on a 2 hour movie.

What is worth 60 dollars? 

I was dressed as Niko from OneShot. But like no one noticed D: Oh well, I still looked adorable.

Do you guys not have $1,000 VR headsets?

I think most people just have no interest in VR regardless of the games for it.

Yeah! Let’s get rid of all the Arts, too!

That could be said about every form of entertainment.

No, ONLINE gaming sucks.  Because people suck.  This is not new.

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

Here’s a solution. Take a fruit, you know, those things that grow on trees, you can find them at a grocery. Wash them. Put them in your mouth. Chew. Swallow. “Disorder” solved.

I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes.

This is Jezebel. Sometimes it’s totally proper to mock someone’s personal appearance, lifestyle choices, relationships, and mental or physical health. Other times, people react like you just smashed a puppy with a brick on YouTube. The fun part is that you never know which one it will be until you open the thread!

Well of course our ancestors were pretty good at surviving in their environment. They are the ones who lived long enough to pass on their genes hence being our ancestors.

I don’t ever want to play this game again.

Crowdfunding makes niche products possible that might have not existed otherwise. It’s cool that big companies see the value in it.

That Jeff Goldblum show is gonna be, wow, I don’t even know the words. I expect him to basically go full Grandmaster for this.

Back in 2004, when blogs were still a thing that people did, I had a blog. One night I wrote a long-ish entry on why I thought Rodney Dangerfield was the only modern comedian on par with Chaplin and Keaton. When I finished writing it, for the hell of it I went to Rodney’s web site and sent him a link to the post. (To…