This could be good, if done right. Here’s how I would do it: I’m thinking they should ignore everything after T2. Let’s assume T2 prevented judgment day, for now. Sarah is now 60-something and doubting herself and her past. When she starts noticing that people in the media and even strangers on the street are acting…

Not until November.

These Star Wars spinoffs are really getting out of hand.

Not catering to white supremacy isn’t why Clinton lost. Clinton and the Democrats lost due to complacency. They saw that Trump and the GOP were running on a platform of repugnance, and thought that all they needed to do was say, “We’re not them.” Had the Democrats put forth an actual platform, as some are doing now…

Why shouldn’t the propaganda arm of the Trump administration share any of the blame? Fuck Spicer. Spicer deserves to be melted down and then frozen into Dippin’ Dots.

Did you guys know that Louis CK is rumored to masturbate in front of women comics? Nobody has actually accused Louis CK, and at least one prominent woman comic has stated that the allegations aren’t about him, but Gawker ran a blind item and then turned guesses into indictments, so it must be true. If you can’t trust…

Now I really want Keanu to wear really bad old man makeup while putting on a really bad old man voice at the beginning of the next movie. It turns out these aren’t assassins, but rather—wait for it!—

Is there anything to be gained by learning more about the mythos?

Oliver is far funnier when he’s not shrieking at an audience that responds to every joke as if it were the first time they experienced humor. He was great on The Bugle.

John Oliver is in desperate need of restraint. He’s a funny enough man with a decent point of view, but his “shriek at the camera while repeating the same joke 10 times in a row while the audience erupts in laughter” schtick needs to go. Calm down, John.

How much say does the disgraced media group formerly known as Gawker have in the editorial voice of the AV Club now? This reads like a trashy Gawker piece, not a snarky pop culture piece that the AV Club is known for.

I hate the “free advertising” argument. While it is promoting a product, in a sense, it is done so outside the company’s control and without their permission*. I can’t go to a restaurant, hop in the kitchen, start cooking and then claim, “I’m doing free cooking.” That would be ridiculous. While I would be cooking for…

Let’s step back a bit. When MST3K riffs a movie, they have to obtain the rights to the original movie, as well as pay the owners of the property royalties. Why? Because MST3K only owns the content of their riffs and host segments. Just because they add content to a movie, that doesn’t mean they now own that movie.

Reviews already fall under fair use, so I’m not sure what the issue would be.

“Friend of George W. Bush laid into Donald Trump on show that helped get the asshole elected”

Did Matt Groening loan him some nerds from Harvard?

But Jeb Bush said that I don’t need healthcare if I had an iPhone.

Just in time for Maher to book the ghost of Hitler on his show. (Don’t worry, he’ll be balanced out by that Green Day guy and a junior senator from a red state who is still utterly repulsive, but seems reasonable compared to the ghost of Hitler.)

Since this is likely just going to be a nostalgia fest anyway, why not hire the Duffer Brothers? They seem pretty good at making people remember things from the ‘80s.