Can Star Wars just end? Do we really need any more?

Jezebel survived the Gawker kerplosion? Do they hate Kinja as much as we do over here?

*Academy Award-winning film Suicide Squad

The second one had a father-son connection that wasn’t really explored because that’s boring and doesn’t use enough CGI. Maybe that’s what they mean by character-driven.

It’s great that Amazon is working on building up their streaming library, but could they please focus a little bit of attention on their user interface? It’s so needlessly complicated to find anything.

No, but he uses anti-semitism for financial gain.

Matt and Trey have humor? Is this a recent development? I haven’t watched in a while.

Milo Yiannopolis is gay, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spread homophobia.

South Park is too far up its own ass to effectively do what they set out to do. Instead, we’re treated with punching down and Ayn Rand objectivism. I’m not sure if Matt and Trey matured beyond the 7th grade.

When did Chewbacca join GWAR?

Does that mean we’re back to nonstop racism, misogyny, and queer panic jokes?

West coast butter is still sold in 4 oz/half cup sticks, but it’s a bit more stubby.

Snapchat is for losers with big weird eyebrows! The cool kids use Periscope for their table reads.

That’s actually a brilliant idea. Along the border, have projector screens playing Mel Gibson’s The Beaver on repeat 24/7. It’ll frighten anyone from entering the nation. Even the bad hombres!

Why is east coast butter long and skinny?

This is why I said, “Fuck it,” and bought an iPhone 7. These rumors just sound terrible. That, and I really wanted a red phone.

Spoiler alert: It’s the corporations, man! They’re, like, evil and shit!

Oh no, they’re going to replace him with Michael Giacchino aren’t they?

Get the fuck out, troll. You know that’s bullshit.

NOBODY CARES!!!