I still don’t think Trump will make it to 2020. That’s not to say that he will be impeached or assassinated, but that he will just fucking croak. The man is not healthy, and although I’m sure his staff is doing a decent job of keeping him away from the nose candy, he’ll eventually come across some blow and fucking die.

I rather like how this ad pretends as though it’s a real article written by real writers with a real sense of integrity. (Not that I would be above writing schlocky ad copy for some scratch.)

If your home is flooding, The AV Club spoiling something that was telegraphed in the previous episode is likely low on the your list of concerns.

Why didn’t the they go the anthology route? The more we learn about what’s going on here, the less interesting it will become.

For the most part, I think all of the Mario Kart 8 tracks knocked it out of the park, but my favorite is the remake of Ribbon Road. The track design is solid, but what sets it apart is its atmosphere. Shrinking the characters down into a Toy Story-style playroom is genius!

I’m wondering if we can ever move past this internally, though. Every day, this administration hurts people. Every day, this administration works outside the law and social conventions, and the majority party doesn’t do a damn thing. The minority party, meanwhile, doesn’t seem to have learned anything.

This is the strangest Law & Order spinoff yet.

What are all those clowns doing here?

How do we ever come back from this? Seriously, how can we ever establish any sort of legitimacy ever again?

I keep waiting for Danzig to come on and do “Sistinas” as a duet with James, but so far, no luck. Maybe that’s how the series will end.

The forced romance between Wonder Woman and New Captain Kirk certainly felt out of place, but the stuff with Dr. Poison and Angelica Huston’s brother was pure gold.

But if you must know, no, I do not download screenplays ahead of time. I do frequently read novels that the movies are based on, though. Sure it may spoil the plot points of the movie, and as a fan I’m entitled to go in tabula rasa, but I do it anyway because clearly I’m a robot and the written word is dead.

I tried to enjoy Death of a Salesman, but stupid Arthur Miller ruined that play for me by spoiling the ending in the title! I now go to stage productions of his other plays and complain about how he made me suffer through his careless use of spoilers in an unrelated play.

Hey I know, let’s build straw men! That sounds like a fun thing to do!

It’s a popular show. People are going to talk about. People are going to tell you things about it you don’t already know. If that upsets you, grow up. It’s just a show. Or invest yourself in a less popular show or something. Watch Fuller House. Nobody is going to spoil Fuller House for you.

Price isn’t the problem with Whole Foods. No, their problem is the “Packaged Bulk Food” aisle. If it’s packaged, it’s not bulk food, it’s packaged food. Grumble grumble grumble!

The question remains: how many bottles of gluten-free mustard would be required to properly top the 800 gluten-free hot dogs nestled inside the 800 gluten-free hot dog buns?

No, it’s more like seeing the end result of a recipe before you make it. After all, you wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise of when you open the oven. “Oh, it was a cake the whole time! I expected a cake, and it was!”

The press usually gets screener copies. They don’t need leaks to comment on episodes of TV you haven’t yet seen. They certainly don’t need leaks to publish stories with “GoT Director Cofirms This Thing You Already Expected to Happen If You’ve Been Paying Attention and Have the Slightest Idea How Western Narratives…