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How is a fast food chicken restaurant a net positive to society?

I like to find the good in everything -- see, this is just another way to not buy Chick-fil-A! 

Right on! Fuck the religious nuts at Chick-Fil-A!

No.  Im a straight white male.  When I first had chick fil a some 19 years ago in college i had no idea what their owner was about.  The minute I found out, i boycotted them.  Which also coincides with them opening up all over the place near me.  Fuck Chick Fil A.  F Jimmy Johns (their owner is a dbag too), Papa Johns

If Chick Fil-A donated money to repeal Roe v. Wade everybody on this site would be (rightfully) be boycotting the hell out of them, but for some reason their virulent anti-LGBT stance doesn’t seem to register with most liberals anymore.

Chevy Chase once gave an awkward, uncomfortable performance in an airplane bathroom with Eartha Kitt.

It is a reference to Temple Grandin, probably the most famous autistic-spectrum person in the U.S., who specialized in designing more humane facilities to process livestock. She noticed that cattle chilled out when they were is a “squeeze chute” and designed one for herself.

Corn syrup, cider vinegar, white vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, onion powder, garlic powder, cornstarch, and water. Boil over medium until it thickens, remove from heat.

Damn it, don’t let the nerds win! This is how we end up with Kick Ass 2. Stand your ground McDonalds. Learn from The Founder, screw the mustachioed fans and focus on the bigger picture of just mass producing mediocre food that’s good in a pinch (or when you’re high) and don’t let people who just wanted a photo op with

Maybe they’ll fucking poison it so we can stop hearing about it.

Fuckin insecure meat eaters are the worst. No one cares that you’re threatened by a veggie burger. This is coming from someone who loves a good ol’ fashioned cheeseburger but jeez y’all don’t have to come into every veggie burger review or recipe and extol the virtues of real meat. If you’re not interested in meat

The AV Club has truly changed for the worse.

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 He can get pretty humorless when talking politics. Which is often. Bill Corbett, however, is pretty consistently funny.

A fried chicken place...called Crack Shack? How the hell is THAT possible?

Streaming on Hulu: marginally better than not being able to stream at all.

Sometimes I think I’m pretty much done with Comedy Bang Bang because it’s become derivative and the guests aren’t always winners, and then PFT will come on and bust out a Mayor Junius Bobbledoonary and I’m 100% back on board.

Just rename this place Gawker 2 and get it over with.

Gotta get those clicks. People love a good sex rumor.