Gotta love free market "innovation".

Coke Zero and whatever Pepsi is calling Pepsi Max now are the only sodas I drink anymore. I guess this might be the final push I need to cut it completely out and switch to nothing but coffee.

As we saw with John Wick 2, the more we learn about this universe, the less interesting it becomes.

Semi-famous enough to appear on one of those "celebrity" reality competition shows?

I don't understand. "Billions" has three syllables. BIL-LI-ONS. Is it the author's contention that the word is pronounced BILL-YUNS or something?

He's sort of a repackaged Yakov Smirnov for the YouTube generation.

HAHAHA! HE SPEAKS DIFFERENTLY THAN I DO!

Well, there goes my dream of going on there and telling Flula Borg to shut the fuck up.

Well done.

I know! Let's make a TV show based off of a website popular amongst the age group that consists largely of cord cutters, and let's make it so that the only way to watch the show is to have a premium cable subscription. Then, let's run the occasional Newswire article that is tangentially related to the show, but is…

But Aladdin is Chinese… and a teenager.

I've been watching screeners for this show. I'm surprised by how much I enjoy it. They truly nail moral relativism.

Which is great because Costco only sells Dave's Killer Bread in 2-packs.

It should be playing throughout the trailer as well.

If that's Zendaya, who's the kid from One Direction? When did I become an old man?

Remember back when this whole situation would have been the punchline on a comedy set in the future?

Here is a decently filmed show. They actually did a shortened version of the Trump vs Clinton fight on an AV Undercover as well. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yet there was no outrage when GWAR beheaded Obama, ripped off Hillary Clinton's breasts, and gutted Trump every night on their last tour.

PFT disagrees: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I just went to Twede's a few weeks ago. The pie and coffee were damn fine.