This movie is fake, right? As time goes on, I'm becoming more and more convinced that this is just an elaborate hoax.

I hope this movie also receives two straight-to-video sequels a decade later.

D'oh!

As somebody with a Creative Writing degree, I usually refer to doing nothing as "gathering ideas".

I'm sure Dave Mustaine will somehow find a way to take credit for your success.

They try to crash airplanes when flying over the state of Oregon?

I know Ann Coulter is a ghoul and all, but did you have to use a picture of the Crypt Keeper as the header image?

Those questions aside, they're still doing it.

I guess they'll just have to license "Like A Surgeon" instead.

This could actually work if they just inserted Tom and/or Jerry into the actual film, and used them as an opportunity to subject children to absurdist humor.

Am I in a coma? What in the hell is even going on anymore? Nothing makes any sense!

A single packet of sweet and/or sour.

Oh, he'll get his nuggets, but Wendy's will only give him one dipping sauce.

So is Eva Green the new HBC/Lisa Marie?

In this Shrek, Smash Mouth covers One Direction. Also, the farts now display corporate logos in a cloud of green stink.

Are meme factories legally allowed to serve in congress?

It's sad to see the genius behind 'The Pilgrums' slum it up on Late Night with Lonnie Donegan.

Are you referring to Trump or Pennywise?

Sort of like Silent Night, Deadly Night 2.

There's always room for another adaptation of 'It', but I can't help but think of that guy who hits the trashcans in Slipknot when I see this version of Pennywise.