He looks as if Vigo the Carpathian and Sigourney Weaver had a child, and that child went through a teleportation pod with a sack of ugly.

Yes. Abs of carbon fiber are all the rage now.

"Let's just say Trump moved me… TO A BIGGER HOUSE!"—Johnny "Rotten" Lydon

Why is Pennywise so mad all the time? Clowns can be president now!

Even their weaker riffs play better in a live setting (though I'm not sure anything will top Trace and TV's Frank's live riff of 'Glen or Glenda').

This actually looks pretty good. If the show is as good as this trailer, I will be more than satisfied.

I can't wait to see Deadpool interact with the kid whose mutant power is to turn TVs on and off by blinking.

Did Geraldo Rivera become a consultant on the Rachel Maddow Show?

A reality where Disqus's user interface is the preferred method of communication? We truly are in the worst timeline.

Also, this new comment section is infuriating. It's like on Seinfeld when Jerry had his kitchen redone.

I assume this means that MST3k will be leaving Hulu in the not-too-distant future?

Do you think the Dio Hologram will ever encounter a bug and get stuck repeating "the last in"?

How does the system smell fresh out of the box? Does it have that nice new MacBook smell?

"One of this decision’s vocal opponents is COMEDIAN Rhea Butcher[.]"

It's catchy, but is it going to get people off their tractors?

But don't worry, they have already found her replacement: Limp Bizkit!

Plus he worked on Pee-wee's Playhouse.

There's always room for an annoying hipster, or an annoying hillbilly, or an annoying hipster!

Again, I'm not here to convince anybody of anything. If you like what you've seen so far, I don't want to take that away from you. Continue to enjoy the hype. To me, I'm seeing signs that the new show might be something that isn't necessarily for me. By no means do they have to cater to my interests, nor do I feel…

It's not an argument; I'm not trying to convince anybody of anything. To me, things seem off. Knowing that Beez is back actually alleviates some of my concerns, though. (Clones of Beez should work in the prop/costume department of every show.)