Sometimes dead is bettah.

They're calling again!

You ever had Katsu Burger? That stuff is divine!

I think it's just that cream cheese is the one uncommon ingredient that all the late night hot dog vendors carry. Whenever I see a show at the Showbox SoDo, I always grab a dog with cream cheese, jalapeños, and mustard.

Hey now, X-Men: Ghost of Christmas Past was a masterpiece!

He would then present you with the alt-fact that you manipulated those screenshots and that no mode of transportation has been delayed since he took office.

Next Araya will be telling us about how the trains run on time in Trump's America.

His punishment should be a life sentence as host of The Family Feud.

Meanwhile, Crackle has announced that it has greenlit Joe Dirt 3: David Spade Needs To Make A Mortgage Payment.

Pilot Precise V5 are good pens. These belong in a dumpster.

At least until they unveil the 'Magic Talkie'.

Does it come with nacho cheese cartridges?

It seems like all product development has devolved into, "It's like ____, but for ____." It's like Uber, but for product development.

Nah, they'll have Jimmy Fallon in blackface.

What goofy Star Wars name will be given to space marijuana? $50 follow-up: Will Woody get high with Jar Jar?

I remember those things! What were they called again? Lye Berries?

"With Arms Wide Open" by Creed.

A fate worse than death!

Has Jay Leno been hiding in the closets of TBS?

I look forward to the next spinoff 'Girl Meets Frankenstein'.