Hollywood loves jailbait!

No, I said it. Me, Kel C. Grammer.

You see, the joke is that Blackie Lawless and the band he parades around as W.A.S.P. have stooped so low as to play the children's birthday party circuit. You know, Wasp: W.A.S.P.; Avengers: Avengers-themed birthday party. It's literally the greatest joke ever told.

Blackie Lawless can't wait to see W.A.S.P. playing at a 4th grader's Avengers-themed birthday party.

I, too, call upon A&E to cancel Scientology.

Syria really went downhill after the third season.

In other news, Trump has announced his plans to change our official motto from "In God We Trust" to "Ah, Fuck It."

Why would her character appear in the sequel? Is this another example of Dr. Malcolm's chaos theory?

Although 'Sixteen Ounce Urn' gets all the accolades, 'Rather Small Coffin' was always my favorite.

Well, we were sandwiched between Death Uber for Cutie and All Starr—Ringo Starr's Smash Mouth tribute band.

I used to play bass for Death in an Unbearably Precocious Package.

I think you're thinking of Kurt Wood Smith.

Are you sure your theater wasn't streaming the movie from that one Russian pirate site all your friends seem to know about, yet you can never remember the URL of?

Perhaps what Ghostbusters: Answer the Call needs is yet another title change. I suggest, "Ghostbusters: THE POWER OF PAIN COMPELS YOU!"

That's fantastic! I always thought Bedknobs and Broomsticks could use more scenes where they discuss eating ass.

Plus waffles are a fried pastry, and thus require a little bit of oil on the grills if you are to achieve the proper texture. At least that's what the desecrated remains of Alton Brown says.

I thought they called that, "Tuesday." HEY-YO!!!!

Buzzfeed equivalent: "9 Things You Won't Believe We Put Bacon On"

Greater than Dunk-a-Roos?

I choose to associate Paul Newman with Fig Newmans, thank you very much!