Every time I start peeling a hard boiled egg and the white starts coming off in giant chunks with the shell, I want to go out and murder a chicken.

“Alright, pilot comrades! It is time for us to implement our more robust understanding of the electromagnetic spectrum to take out these capitalist pigs! ENGAGE!” 

Your submarine info is way off the chart. Russia has at least 3 submarines being built right now. Their active submarine fleet is fewer than 20. If you count the ones they are pulling parts from to repair what they have, you might crack 30.

Guess the tokens weren’t all that “Tether”-ed...

Still not installing.

I like to keep all my personal information in a shoe-box underneath a floorboard in the attic.

Why the warning shot? Sink that POS.

d’oh, I meant cubic inches. I passed kindergarten, I swear.

I understand what you’re saying here, I do. It sucks. The world’s a not-so-nice place for some people. But I also think there are plenty of things “odd looking” folks can do to help themselves out. The top things being practicing good hygiene, exercising, maintaining a healthy diet, dressing well for their body type,…

I’m an engineer (not a civil engineer) and not an architect, but I really don’t understand how this demolition could have ended any other way. Those houses were so close together (and who knows how they were connected), I just don’t see how one act (demo of the first) could have avoided affecting the other. …

I can answer the origin of the universe in three words.
God created it.

You’re a fucking moron.

Alternately, let other people buy these and then buy them from them off Craigslist in about April, once people’s New Year’s dreams have sufficiently withered and died.

Alternately, let other people buy these and then buy them from them off Craigslist in about April, once people’s New…

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

Fuck FitBit? They bought some company assets and hired some engineers. Fuck them for making sure people keep jobs in this economy? People that decided to work for a stupid shitty scam company? Fuck FitBit for running a successful company that makes good products that people actually like, and stays in business? …

Oh. I’ve been doing it wrong.

I never watch tv unless I am doing something else like cooking, cleaning, sewing, or folding Mt. Laundry. I can’t imagine just sitting there and doing nothing. The only thing that quitting watching tv would do for me is make those activities extremely boring.

Agreed. I mostly watch TV while I knit for a couple hours in the evening after I’ve come home from working out, or attending a community group/activity (playing board game with friends, choir, watercolor painting class).

Hillary is still pushing for a “no fly zone” in Syria which means bombing Russian aircraft, ships, and air defense network. That means war with Russia. And the Russians know they would lose a conventional war given the size of their defense force, so that means nuclear war. Given that we have used up all the easy to…