No, but there are plenty of things to get him through his day. Preparing for zombie apocalypse, clown assault, whatever is not mandatory.

I don’t know if this is an actual practical bag, but rather a look-at-me-I’m-a-hipster-show-n-tell bag.

I’m just not a believer. I have an old black laptop bag, ca 2004, works well enough. I find things in there... eventually. : )

This is what I learned as a kid and I’m sticking to it!

My 1950s house has been remodeled many times through the decades, but man does it get hot in during the summer. I added a couple of rolls of R30 insulation in the attic, redistributed the old blown cellulose, weatherstripped some doors, and added window curtains/shades, but that still wasn’t enough.

That damp socks method sounds like a quick trip to athletes foot town.

Oklahoma City sometimes has sudden explosions of excitement.

The digital-rectal exam feels like a finger prick as well.

That explains why people don’t like my celebrity impersonations. I thought that my Ahnold was spot-on...

Is this like a fundraiser to pay the court judgment to Hulk Hogan?

Is this like a fundraiser to pay the court judgment to Hulk Hogan?

Isn’t that just called a “toilet”?

Whiskey and persistence solve an awful lot of problems.

I could have gone all day without seeing this image.