@DouglasJayFalcon: Don't forget tax!

@Adecker: Because we have the dicks. Didn't you know, the dick is responsible for everything wrong in the world. Hell even bullets look like flying dicks. See George Carlin's bigger dick theory as a reference.

Yah good luck with that. Your feeble technology is no match for the power of a teens raging hormones. Short of a forced chastity belt this isn't going to do anything. And even then....they's probably resort to ear sex.

Wait.....I thought they were all called God's abominations? I'm confused.

@hunter_gathers: Dude. When did Daniel Jackson become a Power Ranger?

Guess they are going to have to redo Jurassic Park: The Extended - Corrected version

Yah whatever. Apple's definition of revolutionary is about on par with the fundi's definition of "freedom". Its their own person slant on the term. Which yah know what, that's fine. More power to em. But throwing out buzz words every time they come out with a "new" product gets old after a while.

Yah...I can guarantee you that the hardware I have for crimping and splicing cat 5 is 1/100th the price of that hardware. Geesh. Just go out and buy new fiber...it would be cheaper. [Note: cheaper for consumers. Not businesses. ]

*shrugs* My real name was never on facebook to begin with. Carry on.

"The guy never tells me anything" ROTFL. =D

"The guy never tells me anything" ROTFL. =D

Fanboi *rolls eyes*

@The_Hellraiser: wood. I have a custom made box under my select comfort that my uncle made that has drawers in it. Really slick.

Select comfort bed FTW.

@themv21: An AI virus?

@Pseudo_Hakim: *shakes fist* damn owls. Freaking think they know everything and think they are cool with their head swivel. *shakes fist*

@gtuned: The thing you need to understand about WBC is that their intention is to get you angry and get a reaction out of you. If you assault them, so much the better because they then launch their drop lawyers on your doorstep and sue you into the ground. Lawsuits are their tool for fundraising. So this anti…

Saw this last Friday and just about laughed myself off my chair. God bless you nerds. =) I'm a Christian, but even I just about died laughing with the though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.....for the Dark Knight is with me. =D If you have to have a rep in the valley of the shadow of death I can…

@Parge_Lenis: *&#@ you Parge. If Jobs was God I'd sooner go to Hell then worship that iTard.

Doc can I get the one without bubonic plague? thanks!