It’s more likely we will get this:

Do lots of research and pick someplace with a track record. It sucks to have to say this, but timely causes bring both fraudsters, incompetent people, and dreamers in over their head to the fundraising party. You want your money to do good, not to be stolen, lost, or wasted.

Luckily for Ferrari, this debacle will distract everyone from noticing that they actually built 682 LaFerraris, the cars were down 150 horsepower from the magazine’s test cars, and the dealers rolled back the traded-in cars’ odometers to “-2,450” miles.

To be fair to dodge how many problems can their 2 cars have after 13+ years in production?  I figure those should be worked out by now

Maybe he saw it on The Simpsons back in the day!

It likely ended up in Idaho due to an Air Force serviceman getting transferred from Japan to Mountain Home Air Base. The military will ship one vehicle for you at their expense when you transfer.  

Hit-and-run is a Prelude to have your ass Beat.

The van Pilot. A+ work otherwise.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Pretty much the reason why Mandy Patinkin bounced early:

I mean, even by those standards Criminal Minds was pretty fucked up. They’d have guys come along every week who’d be, like, a season-long villain on SVU. And they liked to linger on the horrible things in a way that other shows didn’t.

“Well, back when I was running Forbes.com fifteen years ago, this was our most profitable format! So of course that’s what people want in 2020. Stick with it, I’ll be proven right!”

I heard that gay vampire Peter Thiel is forcing them to do it, apparently it’ll be a quicker way to kill the site than finding another racist wrestler.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this format. 

I run uBlock Origin (as well as ABP Pro, Disconnect, adkills, etc.) and still see this article as a slide show.

You can take the slideshow and shove it up managements ass. That reminds me of a movie with a great overlander:

This is just a strategy to get more total clicks on the side in order to up ad revenue some which way, right? I’m not an internet wiz, but that’s what I always assume with this.

Just came this far to say, this format sucks. thanks.

Slideshow is garbage. If this is permanent, it will be the death of this site.

This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…