You'd probably have a harder time finding an '06 Trailblazer in Detroit that *isn't* being driven around with a bunch of unrepaired damage.

The baby boom will all be first children. We have been quarantined with a 3 year old and the last thing either of us wants now is another kid.

I lost my job at the end of January in a corporate re-org, my wife is a nurse, I’ll turn 50 around the day US deaths are expected to peak, and one of our investments is a vacation rental.

Back in 2008, there was a giant Chevy Dealer in town. Biggest dealership for a long way. You name the color, the options, the model, they had 10 of them. And they were epic douchenozzles

So if all the auto dealers go out of business, will I be able to simply buy a car from the factory without an unnecessary, middle man mark up?

No, we’re into the era of Republican socialism now. You’ll be assigned a model based on which automaker promises Mitch McConnell it will build the most new factories in Kentucky.

This has got to be a slam dunk CP. The salvage title alone pegs the value around $3000, assuming there's proof of what was wrong and what was done. The mileage drops it even further. This person has figured a little too much sentimental value into the price.

You buried the lede. The rebuilt title is like a giant torpedo to amidships.

The wealth effect is well documented. It doesn’t apply to everyone, but it can’t be ignored.

“Our own office is in Times Square, I’m sure that’s not a dangerous place to be amidst a global pandemic at all.” - This is not a pandemic, that’s what the Soviets want you to think. I have words on this matter, we will resist and fight the Jojaba virus at every corner. I am the best thing that ever happened to…

While I agree in general, I think most people loved the current M2. I havent heard too many people claim it was bloated.

There’ll always be a knob in a Golf…

Not a fan of the front end. It's too squinty. 

Particularly ugly swastika wheels do not help either.

This article uses the word “Jounce” more times than all previous articles I’ve ever read in my life. 

You’re close, but not quite right. The lower 48 is just South Canada, at least according to this graphic.

I hear you.

I’m surprised a Scout fan has time for the internet between fixing rust and getting tetanus shots

Interesting that you chose Ford for the comparison because they have the one model name that could conceivably have some cache with the Wrangler crowd: Bronco. Sure, in its latter days it was a two door full sized SUV used mostly for slow speed chases around L.A. but I think the name still has value to offroaders.

An suv you can take the top off of you say? Checkmate Jeep, your days are numbered!