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No question: Terminator 2 (although I think the original is the better movie).

The real 500th day was the posts we read along the way.

No difference

It is even more annoying because if you actually watch the clip, Cox is tripled team the second the ball was snapped.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

As Nel-Peters said yes, Tebow slipped a 7.25-carat solitaire ring on her finger. “This ring is internally flawless,” he said. “Just like you.”

“but believe me I would NEVER spell “Minor” like “Miner” . . . hate me for no real reason except mdy socks [sic], which I stoppex [sic] wearing . . .”

Can’t get fired if you never get paid in the first place.

[extremely Dennis Miller voice] I haven’t seen this much displeasure about a Cardinals’ decision since electing Pius XII, babe. They sent up more white smoke than Alice Cooper’s stage show in ‘78.

It’s not quite a bagel, it’s not quite an English muffin, but oh maan...

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

Drug testing 90 year-olds is the absolute fucking apex of our shitty puritanical society.

Raymond’s video meetings are worthless, and include nothing more than Raymond describing the action in the video

So the decline of the Sens into LOL territory is incredibly amusing and this is another sweet, sweet chapter in that but as funny as this is something should be said for the fact that a lot of the Scoop-Bots working for Sportsnet and TSN are so protective of the league and so fearful of ever rocking the boat that

Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

The Unwritten Rules of Hockey:

Every other player in the NHL uses the preseason to hone their skills; seems only fair to let Tom Wilson do the same. It just so happens that his skills are assault and sitting in the box.

Dear Baker,

Always impressive when the feeling of being glad hockey is back can’t arrive before the feeling of being embarrassed to be a fan..

Spending a ton of money on something of moderate value just to send it to a big trash pile? I thought the Canucks already did that with Louis Eriksson.