“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

FREEZE LEFT OUT IN THE COLD

“What’s this?”

Auburn released a statement reading “Yeah, but seriously...where is Montana?”

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

That helps all the people who’ve been unjustly killed or abused by cops, but it’s great that someone is out there to defend them aside from the government, the judicial system, and police unions.

I can’t even imagine how many of my co-workers I’d punch if I had to see their stupid faces every single day for seven months at a time.

The Hip! You posted The Hip! May you live to be a thousand years old.

Trump will not stand for this.

The biggest source in the White House is John Barron, we all know that. He is incapable of keeping his mouth shut unless it directly is about him (stormy Daniels, all hush hush. Israeli intelligence, “let me tell you about our intel! We’ve got the best intel!”

I am actually curious as to what Hucks will say today.

I understand why you feel that way but Trump’s base and most of the GOP just doesn’t give a shit. So who are these reactionary news stories playing to?

Nobody in congress gave a shit when the children of Flint were poisoned by their own state government, or when they were mowed down in Sandy Hook and Parkland. You really think they care what happens to a bunch of brown children on the other side of the globe?

It’s insane to me, that a man who has (multiple) Nazi tattoos, and refused to get them covered, would actually turn out to be a complete piece of shit. Mind-boggling

They said the same thing about Drew. 

If i changed that to “19 year old boy” the spelling and grammatical errors would still make sense wouldn’t they?

I cannot imagine a scenario where her breath doesn't smell like onion rings. 

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.