i wanted to turn this in to the Deadspin Lost & Found Department. Can I just leave it here? 

Fixed! 

Who gives a shit. It looks like trash. 

You’ve made the classic mistake of assuming any of these people will follow through on their debts.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

I lost all respect for Shaq after that Hot Ones interview. Such a frail sore loser.

Everyone’s an armchair assassin.

Also, this fucking hero literally egging racist shitbag Fraser Anning.

My favorite part of any splinter post is all the people in the comment section who clearly hate the site but visit and post frequently. 

Hercules Capital

I’ve never been more disappointed to not see someone cleated in the skull by multiple people.

a cool thing kinja sites are doing now is snapping back to the top of the page after i’ve scrolled down to the portion i wish to actually read. very helpful

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

It’s crazy to me. The phone calls just don’t MATCH where Adnan was at the time of the calls. He says he was with friends; then there’s the BestBuy phone box that’s no longer there. And what about the parking lot across the street! Now the legal system is getting over-involved. Like I don’t even personally know any of…

The results do speak for themselves, Sarah, but not in the way you think.

“This is a serious problem, Denver is quickly becoming the illicit drug capitol of the world.”

“Stopping Aaron Hernandez is key for the St. Louis defense.”

Man, a tweet like that is absolutely going to murder his credibility.