WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

I’m not surprised she’s awful, I’m surprised she’s THIS awful after telegraphing her plans to move into acting for so long.

do you know how long it takes to kill somebody with a deadbolt lock?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Just when you think you couldn’t despise Trump more, you find out he’s apparently a fan of Smash Mouth

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Yes.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Thank you Roberto Luongo. It is rare for a hockey player to step up and take a political stand.

Yeah, well, your President is still Donald Trump.

That’s what I don’t get. Even if we were to accept that crisis actors exist (they don’t) the notion that one would get hired to talk about a beech boogie board incident?? “Oh, he just goes from crisis to crisis.” THE BOOGIE BOARD CRISIS! WHY DID WE FORGET THIS??

And what’re you checking the time for, anyway? You gonna leave at 7:30p no matter how far into the movie we are? PUT IT AWAY.

Yo, Aimee, Derren Brown has done loads of documentaries debunking pseudoscience and supposed miracles. He makes no pretence that what he does is magical or gifted. But he does do what he does, and regularly tours live.

Yes, but it’s his own fault for responding. Really its the shittalk he mushroomed.

Chicks, man

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.

worthless (and incredibly robotic) analyst Bode Miller

What, is Montreal going to trade Weber to Edmonton? ‘Cause you KNOW who’s getting the first overall pick this year...