Peter Chiarelli donated to the campaign because he strongly supports cancer research, also because Garth Snow punked him huge in every trade he made with the Islanders.

Because we do have gun control laws. But the key is that laws stop the lawful, so that only helps so much.

Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

“It’s tic tac toe though” is a pretty good burn

“Hold up! Hold up!...”

I hesitate to speculate on a reason for the cut...BUT a glance at the Wasserman team page seems to reveal a bunch of lame ass nerd-looking mother fuckers working there.

I spent most of my teen years as an Anheuser-Busch procurement manager. 

“I wouldn’t even use a horse like you for glue”

Totally ridiculous.

To be fair, Seguin’s been making the Bruins look stupid for a few years now.

If the Jaguars somehow beat the Patriots next week, Jalen Ramsey is going to explode.

Scouting report:

Fun Fact: Marijuana used to be formally spelled “Marihuana”, but the government decided to change the spelling in order to associate the drug with Mexican migrants.

“we all know that Oprah would probably be a great president”

“Kale’s for queers!”

On Christmas night I went to the airport with my wife

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

Paul Kariya is/was the truth.