I’m always amazed how much work went into making a beautiful spectacle for a poorly told, insane story about a villainously selfish  grandma recalling the one time she fucked a hobo and then let him die.

Truly a crime, Dog.

I’ve lived a mostly commercial-free life for the last 3 years, so I remain blissfully unaware of this reference. It’s amazing how much better watching things is when you don’t have to put up with this puke.

this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

Don’t try to hide the truth from us, you monster. She’s to the right of the video, but to the left of Pai.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Congratulations Alabama!

He’s was actually just helping the other inmate learn a valuable lesson about leaving a note instead of using the phone.

Lazy troll is lazy.

This is the face of a man hoping it was just a fart.

True story: Some of the most lucid, logical lines of thought I’ve experienced that later informed very responsible choices occurred to me while extremely stoned.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

“Look at the adjective!”

Considering how Trump thinks he’s King of America™, yeah that is okay to say at this point. Shit ain’t what it was anymore, clearly. 

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Can’t wait for a bunch of chaw-addled goateed dipshits to shit their pants over how nowadays we privilege not giving children brain damage over the Grave Personal Responsibility Of Always Paying Attention At Baseball Games

lol but remember, the GOP is all about States’ Rights!

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

This dude’s name appears when you do the “Black or Mormon?” quiz at the highest difficulty level.

One of the big disappointments with UFC is how, when it started to round into shape after the initial stunt spectacle it was, Dana White lionized the organization, comparing it favourably with boxing, a sport in which most boxers were ripped off by promoters and hangers-on, and only a precious few made a fortune. He…