Who are they? The liberals. They don’t want conservative values. They are the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, who want to change our culture. They’re socialists who want to change our way of life. Putting man above God and the government is our god. They are the Washington establishment. They want to keep…

‘I think the real issue is why they broke that statue...”

Jack Michaels has always been trash.

Jack Michaels is just angling for a Jack Michaels Sports Machine that will never happen

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!!!”

He looks like he’s wearing the “New York Sports Fan” Halloween costume.

It really says something about the shkrelification of the health care industry in this country that “health insurance” is a demand listed alongside “fifty million dollars a year” and “my own jet.”

When did Gary Bettman start making $50 mil a year?

I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

As I watched this, all I could think of was seeing something like it again in 10-15 years with the headline…

I’ll make the same argument I made yesterday.

Remember when the U.S. government made smoking a public health issue? It’s taken nearly 50 years, but the levels of smoking in the country have plummeted.

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

No, I’m saying don’t go to football games so you won’t have to see people acting like complete fucking maniacs. I’ve been to enough football games in my life to say this with a certain amount of authority.

You’d also think that, being Texas with its open carry laws, there would have been plenty of good guys with guns ready to stop this. Maybe that whole narrative is a bunch of crap as well.

Please. Out of respect for the victims and their families, don’t make this political with your facts.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.