Uzbek man who couldn’t even get guns, rents a truck, swears Jihad and mows down some people= Act of pure evil by a Monster who should be immediately put to death. Tougher migrant laws immediately passed.

“It’s all I was qualifie.......TO DEFEND THE FLAG!”

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

I look forward to seeing an ESPN personality suspended for pointing out that the Holocaust happened.

I’m a Larsson fan, and I know why he was brought there, but the Devils fucking fleeced Edmonton in the Hall trade. Larsson’s a 2nd pair d-man and Hall is one of the best scorers in the game, there’s just no match there.

This might be my favorite Deadspin comment in a while, because it:

Seriously, she knows. This is her thing. She’s an awful writer with butt takes.

So women and people of color are to blame for not being able to score a late night show because they simply don’t want it enough.

Are you deliberately obtuse?

I sometimes have a hard time believing Isha Aran isn’t a parody account.

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

There’s a reasonable explanation for all of this (you’ll kick yourself for not thinking about it). The mob is influencing these games. See everybody is betting on the Golden Knights to lose, so what they’re doing is paying the players under the table to win and then betting against the crowd. The perfect crime.

I’m never going to get used to that logo/uniform. Or the team name. Everything about this team seems like it belongs in a big-budget movie about professional hockey that wasn’t able to get an NHL licensing agreement.

One of the most bizarre, albeit kind of satisfying, phenomena surrounding Trump is how his supporters slowly turn their backs on everything they used to love before he ran for President:

I reasonably convinced that at this point Trump could tweet out “Everyone who voted for me is a fucking moron” followed by “There is no god and religious people are retards” followed by “I’m going to ban owning guns and you can’t stop me” followed by “ha ha I’m fucking you all so hard and you still love me you…

I could totally do it if I wanted, I just don’t wanna. You guys would be sooo embarrassed too.

$32,000,000.

It is now impossible to cheer after any fucking plays in the NFL because everything gets overturned or reviewed for 5 minutes.

Kid, take this as a sign that you’ve outgrown scouting. There is nothing more they can teach you.