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How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everybody finds it hilarious and groundbreaking, and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint?

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

This should be much higher rated.

Actually Trump is an out of touch hundred millionaire.

Oh shit. There’s trouble a brewing in the Packer’s front office.

Don’t forget the last lap when they all stand for the true Confederate flag!

Bade suggested that people (read: white people) generally don’t like it when another group of people “protest the national anthem.”

Shep Smith has often stood out as the closest thing FOX news has to a decent human being. I often ask how it is that he hasn’t been let go by the network, and the answer I always get is that he knows where a significant number of bodies are buried.

And Jones actually took a knee.

It was worth while, if only because it illustrates this point.

Looks like they are line dancing

Dallas Cowboys hold team prayer that there won’t be domestic violence charges against any players this week.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Guess what percentage of police chiefs in the country are women? Two percent, never mind African-American women.

“I know Michelle Obama. Bitch, you are no Michelle Obama.”

“The truth is, I am kinda done with politics for now. You know why.”

God I can’t wait for this to fail miserably.

Well if this is all true, and even if it isn’t, I expect an article detailing some aspect of this issue for the next 500 days. Also, I would expect that Fox is going to have this on every fucking show, every fucking day, from now until eternity, since email security is an issue so near and dear to them. Also, when

This is only news because the money wasn’t sent to a mega church.