sorry...but not

republicans literally have no agenda beyond being anti-Obama. Its pathetic.

Any picture either with a horse or riding a horse on a dating profile is an automatic left swift for me. And there are way more than I would have thought.

I believe that is the name of the Ligue I soccer team in Nice.

Kind of a distraction if you ask me.

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

Can’t we just be happy that we found an American teenager who isn’t fat?

Even adults with decent reaction times could potentially be hurt by a ball like the one Frazier hit.

Yeah or buy a net. Mine’s shorter and doesn’t require pre-apology. I wonder whether that’s meaningful.

It should have been you who took a line drive to the face.

Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD

But of course they did. Because making sure harmless undocumented people who are just trying to save their son’s life are harassed, arrested, and deported is way more important than finding and deporting criminals, gang members, or human traffickers. /s

Well? Are great again, yet?

Don’t worry. Republicans only support federalism when it suits their needs like for health care and gun control laws.

This whole FEDERALISM thing is such bullshit. Do you guys not have pregnant women and hospital visits and cancer down in Texas like we do up in New York?

I’ve never understood why people, when presented with this pap, don’t take it to it’s logical extreme in order to point out its absurdity, but I’m sure it’s due in large part to my ignorance of political history.

It really was a solid tangent.

I would cosine his rant, but that probably isn’t a good idea considering his feeling on the Pythagorian Theorem.

The last two administrators had a detail of 6; Pruitt has a detail of 18.

You can’t investigate environmental violations if you are stuck protecting Mr. Small Government Republican.