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No Fighting in Lobbies

I mean it’s just based on clicking around for like maybe 10 minutes total. I’d be VERY much into reading an article about it if someone were to put in the effort to actually investigate.

To be fair the odds of that ship colliding with another US Navy ship in the middle of the ocean are pretty high, so maybe it’s for the best.

Yes. Or at least I think so. I’ve recently become unnervingly fascinated with this phenomena, and if you go through and look at the accounts that RT and Fav, a lot of them are like @DeplorableMomLuvTrump030294098, they all have similar bios with nothing but #Deplorable #ChristiansLoveTrump (and for some reason a TON

It could be worse; they showed this guy on TV for 3 seconds in a game in April and he’s STILL ringing every fucking second he can out of his 15 minutes

It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff

No one encapsulated how fucking stupid things have gotten better than the Foot Fucker himself;

Anyone know what the Girls Gone Wild guy is up to?

The documents show that on February 28, Trump—identifying herself as Ivanka Kushner—emailed Linda McMahon, the administrator of the United States Small Business Administration

“Participation trophies are ruining America! Also this piece of paper I bought says I’m a CEO so you have to respect me!”

Decker eventually made it onto the field for the game shortly after it was revealed head coach Mike Mularkey didn’t ACTUALLY have his nose.

I’d just like to add that she’s a googly eyed, Cookie Monster looking piece of shit with the voice of a drag queen.

*Fox News voice* Who do these UNGRATEFUL ATHLETES think they are anyway, to tell the AMERICAN PEOPLE what to think? To help us answer this question is a panel of celebrities who haven’t been relevant since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

If you haven’t seen it already I HIGHLY recommend checking out The Tillman Story documentary. It’s basically a long form version of this but it’s incredibly well done.

I’d also like to challenge ANY of these “DISRESPECTING THE ANTHEM” people to recite from memory more than the first couple lines of said anthem.

You’ll always have Hockey

Say what you will about Trump, but his ability to make literally everything about HIM is fucking world class.

LOL I love that he turned to Sheamus and was basically like “BRRROOOOOOOOO!! YOU SEE THIS????”