Why is the first argument always.. “players who make millions.”

HMMMM interesting that Trump sent Melania to Toronto for the Invictus games, and not Ivanka.....

Hey man, if anybody knows what’s good for football it’s an elderly man who watched A COUPLE MINUTES the other day!
Also someone who pretty much single handedly destroyed another professional football league.

Charissa and Larry David have been a “Thing/Maybe Not A Thing” for a few years now.
GET UP TO DATE ON UNSUBSTANTIATED CELEBRITY COUPLE RUMOURS, OLD MAN!

Oh I 1000000% believe this.
It used to be one of my favorite shows (I was always fascinated with police work growing up) but then, like, I don’t know 4 years ago or so I checked out a new episode and they opened up with a cop pulling up to talk to some dude for the sole reason that he was black while walking through a…

And even if you go back and watch older episodes you see a VASTLY different way they police compared to now. I mean there’s that classic episode where they come up to a guy with a knife walking along the highway and eventually like 9 cops tackle him and get knife and arrest him. NOT A SINGLE SHOT FIRED! Whereas now…

Hey, they weren’t ALL beating the shit out of him! Some of them were just standing by silently watching it happen!

*10 Cops dog piled on your back, pinning your arms underneath your chest* HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK! PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!!

their parents understand that their intent was not to offend

You forgot the B story of every episode where our heroes nondescript, blonde wives fret over their husbands dangerous jobs while trying to keep a semblance of a normal home life for their 2.5 kids.

That part honestly made me the most angry.

Also showing your anger at people not standing and listening to the anthem by taking out your phone, opening Snapchat, taking a picture, writing a caption and sending out said photo during the anthem you’re angry at them for not standing and listening to.

Or D) As with everything else, Trump has no idea how anything works, so he just assumes that them, like, shaking hands on something at the end of dinner means it’s now a law because he’s King Of America.

A rash of broken necks has ripped through the GOP as they furiously do 180s every 30 seconds

Whose Country Is It Anyway?

Oh, right, still rich white people.

SAY “GEN-Z” AGAIN!

Just too bad they couldn’t find that money ANYWHERE....

She also has no previous experience in politics and an English B.A

After watching a bunch of college kids spend 3 hours giving each other life altering brain damage the last thing you want to see is someone showing a lack of respect.

“We’re gonna deploy thousands of more soldiers to Afghanistan! Also, thousands of you aren’t allowed to be soldiers anymore!”