Where has the time gone??!!?

Welcome to Kinja! It only gets worse from here!

it’s a massive company with no political beliefs

It turns out, that all along, his toughest opponent was drugs.

and the breakdown of the family

Everyone loves the troops! Everyone loves killing terrorists! This will get everyone back on my side after all that white supremacy stuff. People can’t get mad because everyone loves the troops!

It’s all so predictable.

*imagines a scenario where she has to go in for an interview for some PR firm or something and the interviewer is black and they open with “so can you just please clarify for us what you meant when you said that slavery was good”*

Ahhhh, fuck yeah.

(not that this would ever happen because the bottom of the barrel chuds…

He’s somehow both 16 an 45 at the same time.

*completely orderly and peaceful protest* “ALT-LEFT EXTREMISTS FORCEFULLY TAKE OVER DURHAM COURTHOUSE! And later, is your toilet paper giving you ass cancer? Find out after 4 minutes of commercials screaming at you to buy gold and security systems.”

#BigBadBootyDaddy

As a wise man once said “Cash rules everything around me”.
Can’t expect to be written into the old man’s will if you’re not in his good books!

*throwing punches through tears because someone brought an anti-Trump sign*
TRIGGERED MUCH LIBTARDS! BUNCHA WEAK SNOWFLAKE CUCKS! *sniff* GO BACK TO YOUR SAFE SPACE IDIOT SJW *wipes nose on sleeve*

They expose them to plays, novels, and essays with obscene language

Remember when that woman in, I believe it was Georgia, just recently won an election running on a platform in which she literally said she didn’t support paying people a livable wage? Good times, good times.

*Trump rambling incoherently through mouthfuls of his own shit*

“Stay the fuck away from us!” - woman who just watched her accomplice try and destroy this dudes property for no reason.

“How will the blue collar voters in these states respond when senators up for re-election in 2018 like Debbie Stabenow are forced to make their opposition to this a key plank of their campaigns?”

He’s using the tried and true “the boss is coming, everyone look busy” routine.

The one guy who is WAY too into starting that round of applause.