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And her level of calm is outstanding.
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Even Vin Diesel’s white jeans weren’t enough to stop me from tearing up during the final scene of Fast 7.
Horowitz “We’re here to give you, the Fox viewer, the things that you want.”
Viewers “We really like Katie Nolan. More Katie Nolan please. Jay and Dan were fun too, maybe bring them back?”
Horowitz “Pretty sure I just heard someone say ghostwritten articles by Colin Cowherd!”
“I know words. I have the best words.” - President Donald Trump
If anyone would like to join me, I’ll be starting my own reenactment group, where we spend one weekend a year dressing up like the Taliban and reenacting 9/11 and the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. All these people will be totally cool with it, right? It’s just keeping history alive, right??
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THAT’S what it was! I knew I had seen him on something before.
These are the same people who rush the stage during a play they don’t like, then immediately cry out “FREE SPEECH” when people call them assholes and ask them to leave. So, I mean *brain overheats trying to process the irony*
Cream of the crop, right there.
Better Care Reconciliation Act of 2017
35% of survey respondents approve of the bill
Doan come around here no more.
*One of their own fucking candidates literally said she doesn’t support paying people a livable wage* Starbucks is waging literal war on my family by not saying Merry Christmas!
What are the odds that “ICE Agent and illegal immigrant (white person wearing brown face)“ is the most popular Halloween costume this year among idiotic college kids? Like, 99%?
What sort of deranged process happens in your mind where you think an extreme interpretation of a faith believed by 1 in 100 of your countrymen has a shot of ever being forced upon you?
Renters who abuse the system will be found, evicted & prosecuted. One down, hundreds more to go!
Can’t wait till Tom Cruise replaces Rich.
Now they’ve started to knock on the doors of everyone in the neighborhood and ask them who lives there and what’s their immigration status
When the one announcer was talking about how the only time he could remember something like this happening was Bowe/Golota I was like “IT HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO!!”
Classic.