A combination of being unemployed for the last couple months mixed with my general morbid curiosity has lead me soak up all the madness that’s happened in the last month at an alarming rate. Similar to when Homer shoots Marge in the face with that makeup gun.

There’s already a vaccine safety commission, the Advisory Committee for Immunization Practices. We asked the Trump administration how the new proposed commission would work with ADIP, where formation of the commission currently stands, and who would sit on it. Trump spokesperson Hope Hicks tells Jezebel, “We do not…

As an aside my first thought was “What the fuck is Ann Coulter posing on the front of her book like that like she’s in fucking Better Homes & Gardens”. TURNS OUT she’s on the cover of EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER OWN BOOKS!
Now, I am not surprised in the least, but, like, still holy shit.

I wad, AND I half-stand to wipe. COME AT ME!

But just IMAGINE how great that would probably be? She’d resort to Real Housewives-style screaming at everyone by day two!

“Trump’s handshakes are a bit strange, eh?”

*Super loud, awkward laughter*
“Excellent!”

I actually really like those Dree Hemingway pictures. Reminded me of a lot of the Playboys from the 70s and 80s my dad had in the basement that were a BIG part of my adolescence.....

The craziest part was he only got TWO MINUTES for that!

He talks like a progressive and governs not much differently from the Conservatives. Progressive Canadians very much do not like him.

Do you think that every Trump voter, about half of the country, should need to defend their vote Or apologize for it after 11 days of his term?

I mean, he’s the one with executive power to launch nukes, and doesn’t appear to even understand the basics of how any of it works......

I mean, to be fair these are the same people who think a 70 year old man with 0 seconds of public service or government experience is the perfect man to be in charge of running the entire country. And the same guy who has more failed businesses than anything else in his life is the perfect man to fix the American…

I got a “These anti-Trump people just need to get over it!” tonight at dinner from my dad’s wife.
Then my mind cycles through all the horrendous shit that the administration has already done in THE FIRST 2 WEEKS and I try to stop my head from exploding.

Should mention that we’re Canadian, and all I ever hear about is…

While I agree with you in spirit, we all know exactly what would happen: “WELL IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE DEMOCRATS ABANDONING THEIR DUTIES THEY COULD HAVE BEEN HERE TO STOP US! CLEARLY REPUBLICANS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN SAVE YOU FROM REPUBLICANS! VOTE RYAN 2020!”

Yes, of course. All that text over top wasn’t originally there on the TV broadcast!

What a difference six months makes...

An actual quote from my 66 year old dad “I saw a thing on Facebook the other day that said even if only 1% of Muslims are extremists, that’s still double the amount of Nazis that there ever were. Now I’m not sure if that’s true or not, but...”

It takes all of my power not to stab my own hand with a knife during weekly…

Just a little FYI for Eric, Zambonis (or ice surfacers or whatever you Americans call them) actually use hot water when they scrape the ice to help keep the surface smooth after they scrape the top layer off, and it also prevents the ice from cracking or chipping.

“When things don’t go the way people want them to, people really struggle with... our society struggles with that”- Man who angrily removed his tie and appears to be seconds away from an aneurysm due to a college basketball game.

I think the problem lies in the fact that you, a normal person, understands that his wife is.... his wife. Whereas it appears Pence sees his wife as the women putting the turkey on the table in Freedom From Want. Similar to how many Republican men see women as nothing but baby-havers and housekeepers.