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Hey Mike, set your goals a little higher next time.

When it’s still real to you, dammit!

*images the unbelievable amount of aneurysms suffered by Fox News viewers because of this clip*

“I know more than you think I know”
You got me officer, I, a clearly recognizable former professional athlete in town for a charity event, decided this was the perfect moment to start snooping around random people’s yards for....... reasons.

*quietly remembers when all these same outlets breathlessly reported on all that Obama “birther” bullshit*

The look of genuine surprise on his face when the entire room doesn’t erupt into cheers after everything he says.

Would you believe he also said that had he voted, he would have voted for Trump?

Yeah, the amount of “Ellis just ran into him trying to get the puck” takes was pretty surprising.

Probably a big overlap with the people who DIDN’T think the guy with the 5th most points in the league was the best defensemen, and who decided that 3 guys who are no longer coaching in the NHL, were the best coaches in the NHL.

It’s unfortunate that Eichel is missing a huge chunk of this season due to injury, but Matthews V McDavid is a way more interesting “rivalry” anyway.

Alex Jones or bust!

So is NOW when we’re allowed to stop “giving him a chance” OR........

Well?

What WAS wrong with them???

Pretty cool of Michigan to use their platform to highlight the dangers of CTE.

Now playing

Almost a repeat of last years 1 v 2 matchup but they flipped the script!

I cringe whenever I see something like “[insert 8 month old babies name] ON A DATE WITH HER BOYFRIEND [insert 8 month old babies name]” on Facebook. It’s obviously coming from a place of not-creepy intentions but it weirds me the hell out!

“[Trump’s comments] are so irrelevant, and so old....”

*starts countdown to when Bill Clinton’s sexual misdeeds will be brought up*

AAANNNDDD there it is!

This certainly doesn’t seem like a waste of everyone’s time at all!