All the signs right now point to whatever he presented to them didn’t mesh with what they wanted to hear/believe. “Use your stats magic to back up what we already believe” kind of thing.

A ROUGE!!

2007 draft - Oilers select PK Subban in the first round rather than any of Gagner/Nash and ESPECIALLY PLANTE!

The Bruins winning the cup in game 7 IN Vancouver in front of their garbage, fair-weather fans.

His podcast was originally called the MMA Half Hour, but they had to add on the extra 30 minutes due to Helwani’s pauses between sentences.

Oilers win the cup in 06, AND we still manage to get McDavid!

And his partner Stefan Fiset!

Joaquin Gage

Sheldon Souray had one REALLY good season in the NHL 10 years ago, then ran into injury trouble and basically washed out of the league a few years later.

I don’t know, Chris Sale seems to be a LITTLE too fired up about wanting a 14 year old boy in the clubhouse. On an unrelated note I hear Subway is looking for a new spokesman!

Five points in one game.

Cock blocked.

ETA: Also, I used to watch Cops constantly as a kid, and while they were certainly aggressive a lot of the time, it certainly seemed like cops 20 years ago were much better at de-escalating and ending standoffs with suspects with weapons without death.

Nearly all types of M&M’s are delicious, save for Peanut Butter M&M’s

“Murdering innocent people to achieve a political objective is evil” accidentally introspective on his entire second term/Homeland Security/basically everything that has happened since.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

When I was in grade 3 we had this school wide track and field event that everyone had to participate in. They had different coloured ribbons for first, second and third, and then the rest were these purple participation ribbons. And those purple ribbons were like a fucking scarlet letter. If you were walking around…

“That guy is hurt”

The classic “HOLD ME BACK BRO (so I don’t actually have to fight)“