Hoooooooooooooooooooooooole!

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

Missed the perfect opportunity to snap it to the upback for the nastiest trick play of all time!

Did the mom at least give the new kid a chance? Maybe he was much better than her own kid! Upgrades!

She seems nice.

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

In the eyes of the NCAA: raping kids > paying kids

Despite her absolutely abhorrent views, I bet I could tolerate her for several years.

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

PICTURED: Mike Tyson Baskin’ after alleged Robbin’.

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

Rapaporting.

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

“Also, per school policy, the dog has been expelled”

“We commend Ishmael for not taking his frustrations out on another human like many of our athletes previously would have. This is another step in the right direction for Baylor athletics.” - new Baylor AD