My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

“Not young enough” -Jerry Sandusky

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

“...that’s the way this amateur sports league is set up. We’re supposed to be having fun, but all the money is in these basketballs that colleges play with. But it’s an amateur sport, we’re just here for fun. It’s not really that serious. So I guess any ball should be OK. [...] But in this amateur sport of college,…

Chering is caring.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

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First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

Wikipedia link to explain your joke? Nah, man.

Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

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You know that virtually any high-school level tennis player can do that, right?
#alwayshighlighttruthers

Obviously, the picture is blurry because it was taken by a professional.

Your comment is butt.

Columbus sailed the ocean blue

If you’re ESPN, why be forced to set your programming lineup months in advance and not be able to change? That sort of kills the excitement of how sports starts anew each morning. They can make real money depending on how the ratings go up and down. Let them go day-by-day.