Missy commented on a video of my son dancing to this song. that is all :D

“The ludicrous statement by minority shareholders cosy with Ford is risible.”#milkfloat

had never watched F1 prior to this year. binge-watched this series, and now GP weekends are a Sunday family ritual. as is my wife confirming the week’s bets on Fridays (she’s on fire this season :P )

fun add: the fingers are protected in the bag in order for the user to “clip” a...unit of defecation, since it doesn’t...self-clip in zero G.

i hereby request the Jalopnik staff each give us their car wash pit stop regimen. as in, how many and how you spend your quarters/minutes from the time you pull up to the time you drive away from a self-serve coin-op car wash.

new F1 fan here: can someone please tell me if Zak Brown is an (any more than usual for F1) asshole? i really want to like him, and haven’t read too much (any more than usual for F1) negative about him, and he was the only thing that kept me from rooting for McLaren over Haas.

a teammate had in fact held up the signal calling for zone defense, but Floyd couldn’t read it.

it’s really gone around the bend this season. every episode strains credulity when it’s clear what would have happened weeks ago:these Moneyed White Ladies would just walk in with lawyers, get charged with obstruction and maybe get probation. series over.

she is Leslie Knope.

here to say i was pleasantly surprised to learn that my HS class valedictorian is an admin of Ravelry. and to say that, as she is a total badass doctor, mom, and person, i am equally not surprised.

a Richard Mille is the easiest way to identify someone as Eurotrash.

so what Japanese author will she steal from this time?

so glad to hear you’re doing well, that you’re sharing the experience, and that you had a great healthcare team and support system.

this is incorrect. i actually harbor the fantasy of actually DOING this.

fulfilling his destiny.

jibe: what you meant

not even close to accurate. Hold Em Back Guy is always a strength coach who often has a chest circumference equal to his height. 

these stories make me particularly furious. this teacher’s intellectual laziness and institutional support for it are beyond irresponsible. *demonstrating* racism to ‘teach’ racism simply *perpetuates* racism.

walking proof that capitalism is in fact broken