this song is pretty much ‘how many cliches can we hit in less than 4 minutes’

Vladimir Putin backed the goalie, saying Russia supported a Syrian victory over soccer, not its own team.

“Etiquette”: governing the South since 1865.

Ah, yes, the Bonobo Defense.

“It’s all about appearances. That’s why it’s time to update our country’s stodgy image and give it the sleek, dazzling veneer of the 1980s.”

The suit calls out Old Spice After Hours, Champion, Pure Sport High Endurance, Arctic Force High Endurance, Bearglove, Lion Pride, Swagger, Fresh High Endurance, Aqua Reef, Classic Fresh, Fiji and Wolfthorn deodorants.

Want to put restrictions on a scholarship student? Fine, but it also should mean you have to *guarantee* the scholarship for the same period you’re restricting.

“Although teachers have never taught [insert inane belief here], we understand it has become a belief.”

“I agree.”

This is the beauty of Tea Party logic: complete inaction = fight against big, bad government (even when in its employ). Kim Davis, et al.

“We don’t want a bunch of Tyler Dunningtons running around.”

Every time I read MANPADS, I see:

“I’m a basketball fan like you, folks. We renegotiated the lead. Is there anyone in this gym who doesn’t negotiate leads? Probaby 99% of you. Probably more than any gym I’ve ever seen a basketball game. I’m a negotiator, like you folks.”

2016 Jesus is like, two shades darker. #progress

“Giants....supreme adviser Tsuneo Watanabe”

“Les Chevaliers du ciel” has some amazing footage, due to things like external camera pods on aircraft and French aviation regulations being altered for the film.

I’ll show myself out.

It’s not a power clean anyway, so the opinion is easily dismissed.