Play calling on the final drive beat the Spartans: Weak zone on the first play, weak blitz on the second play. Textbook terrible.

“...a savage, uncivilized country when it comes to unborn children.” Once they’re born, though, fuck ‘em.

The strength coaches almost always serve as the ‘get-back’ coaches, or the dudes tasked with keeping players back from the sideline. Having been on the sidelines in college, you would be amazed how much this is actually needed. The strength coaches are actually (usually) a pretty elegant solution: guys the school is…

GENUINELY ASKING SO PRE-CALM DOWN:

I have like minimal tennis skill and can do this.

And people say college doesn’t prepare you for the real world...

My wife is fucking TOUGH, and her procedure knocked her on her ass day-of and day after. Bring someone for support, and take a sick day in advance, in the event you have the same reaction.

Classic case of “I kinda get what you’re trying to say” happening. But often that means giving the speaker too much credit.

Just a reminder that his nickname is Top Titty.

You can tell by the shoddy craftsmanship that yes, I in fact made this. Slightly better version:

Neither...nor.

FREE SPEECH

*its

Countdown to someone bitching about free speech is on...

Maryland sucks. That is all.

In the way of intervention, I think it’s time to start providing a “Shade for Dummies”-esque example immediately following a “Not Shade” ruling.

Personally, I don’t think Chinese Gordon is quoted enough. paraphrasing or no.

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