Hoo boy, this guy is gonna learn the hard way not to push a rich old white guy.

You mean "TD" passes.

Please tell me that's real, and then give me the context.

My favorite part is that either everyone on the pitch automatically knows how to handle goats, or that they all just followed the lead of the initial horn-grabber.

When you give the Kardashians fame and treat the Real Housewives like royalty, I honestly don't know what you expect.

The overall awesome of this whole deal is completely undermined by his spelling of 'cheep.'

"Ladies and gentleman..."

You know who wouldn't make any money if it weren't for players? Darren Rovell.

Really bummed-happy that Pixar is bringing my children's book idea to life.

To be fair, Bill would feel more ashamed if he allegedly rapped.

10%

If I've learned anything with the recent elections, it's that this issue, like all complex issues in America, will be resolved with the following argument:

How much of the money gets back to Koushun Takami again? Oh, right.

All I get from this is further proof that kids are idiots.

Whatever amount of work went into the half-second featuring Gozer PAID. OFF.

You can feel the superiority coming off the Parcells Tree. Pop at least seems to appreciate that this is part and parcel with being paid millions of dollars to coach a game for entertainment purposes. Belichick et. al. would have you believe they're gifting you with their time.

Hopefully this makes everyone go out and listen to more Blackalicious. Great stuff.