He's just bummed he can't say "the blacks."

THESE are the best nuggets.

Takes on a different meaning if you read "wind" this way:

Already WAY better than my college roommate.

A great example of one of the lessons to be taught.

Finally heard that other train comin'...

Women have spent centuries living in atmospheres in which female sexual desire was repressed, denied or self-suppressed, and the time has come to salivate over rippled abdominals, pulsing pecs and veiny forearms. Let's do it. Let's enjoy it while it lasts.

Different soaks for different folks...

Kudos to the faculty and staff for creating an environment where this is possible.

You're right on the whole, but I know in Virginia specifically that if a student writes anything for required work that intimates harm (to self or others), teachers are obligated to report it. I had to comb through student freewrites every week in case there were any threats.

You'd be surprised at how many of these things get claimed, but once an investigation is threatened, the student backs off. I was once accused of having a student read another student's essay out loud while the class made fun of it. Once it was clear this was all accused because the student didn't turn something in,…

First step of creating any successful documentary: renovate AirStream

Pro tip: make it the alarm on your phone. Impossible to wake up grumpy.

"EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!"

NEIN.

Hooray, capitalism.

As I heard it, it wasn't in a bar, but at a house party/in a shower. So, to me, his lack of specificity gives new life to the legend.

If CBS hired a woman to replace Letterman, 87% of its target audience would have an Andy-Rooney-style meltdown. Win-win?