My burning question is WHAT HEDGE FUND GAVE THIS CLOWN 2.6 MILLION?!

The 240SX was my first car! I think my parents got it for me because it wasn’t too fast, quite safe, and neutral looking enough not to get stolen. That little 2.4 engine was something else, though. With a stick shift, it was surprisingly quick.

Now ... a mint-condition Chrysler LeBaron convertible?

Because...America = god/guns/guts/glory?

Yeah...hockey is probably worse than football in a lot of ways.

Case in point, athletes like Aaron Judge. Ten years ago he would have been pushed to play football and basketball ONLY. Now, he’s a star in the Show, in a sport not known for turning brains into oatmeal and ACL’s into shredded wheat.

In ten/fifteen years when there are fewer and fewer kids playing football in high school and more and more choosing soccer, baseball, and basketball, the NFL will change its ways, or die.

+1 with a case of price-gouged water

I guess the Apple Watch is good for something after all.

Can you replace Jesus’ face with Tebow’s?

She seems hopelessly dim more than she does vindictive, out-of-touch, or even snobbish. People shouldn’t get too angry at a woman whose “crime” is shopping given the current political environment.

A case can be made for cancelling this game, never to be played. Arguably, a better option than making people watch it.

Hang tough. We are all very proud of you and your family. Never give up!

Where is the hospital legal department? Crikey....A supervisor? Clearly this is a 4th Amendment violation. Clearly the hospital is in the right, as is the nurse.

Close the comments, there’s nothing else to see here.

Dongers, away!

He’s a libertarian. Help yourself.

Now would be a really great time for the IRS to run an audit of this “church”.