My new ringtone!

Draymond gasping, trying desperately not to absolutely collapse with asthma inducing spasms of laughter, , is all of us.

Or vice versa.

+1 and a lifetime supply of TB12

Some babies are just good, you can take them anywhere and they sleep when you put them down and they giggle all the time and when dad has to grab the Lombardi trophy you can hand them off to their boss without worrying if they’ll thrown a scream fit. Clearly this is one of those babies.

Here is the only feed you need tonight; it is, in fact, the Purge, as it happens.

Im skeptical about the fennel, but Im willing to give it a try because its a damn good recipe: it assumes the person cooking it has both eaten chili and learned to read.

If we are lucky, he will choke on a Swiss McDonald’s “Le Roi avec Fromage”

Three Billboards.... is the most incoherent movie Ive seen in 25 years. Shameless in its awfulness, moral rot, and writer- on - a - cocaine - binge dialogue.

Its going to be difficult to beat this one in December when the Deadspin Awards are pushed out.

It finally happened.

This substitutes surprisingly well for thai pork pate in a banh mi.

The film hits a nerve because its torn out of a Shakespearean revenge play.

There is definitely an undertone of “starfucking” in the account, thats for sure . And although I dont think what happened is sexual assault, harassment, or otherwise, it was “wrong” in the “dude, you are an idiot, and you have no clue What constitues a mutually fun night of romping naked” kind of wrong. Now I…

Chrissy Teigen offered to pay it for her. Thats amazing. Now More funny dog GIFs please.

When 25% of millenial women think a man offering to buy them a drink constitutes —sexual harassment—, its no wonder an article like this hits a nerve.

Everything is fine.

Pregnancy does fucked up things to your body. Not surprised shes not playing.

I really wanted a Janet for Christmas. Fork Santa!

Jedi using the Force to talk to one another. Obvl this was seen in ESB when we could hear Vader in Lukes head, but butthurt Star Wars freaks seem to get all up in illegal Corellian arms that Kylo can MindSkype Rey.